The Best Calendar Ever

I honestly think that I have the worst greatest calendar ever.

Take a look at some of the holidays for March:

Unfortunately, “Everything You Do Is Right Day” did not fall on one of my Finals.

National Goof Off Day is Everyday for me.

Fat Tuesday? Ash Wednesday! No, this is not something special to this calendar, I just wanted to point out the hilarity of the two “holidays” next to each other.

The King of all holidays on this calendar. Proof that this calendar ran out of ideas for all of the holidays (there are more holidays on the calendar than there are normal non-holiday days) they had “planned” for the year.

My birthday is “National Chocolate Eclair Day”.

Seriously? Seriously.

Best Calendar Ever.